Brand Knew's Local Celebrity Obsession Part Two: Kent Hull

Buffalo Bills Wall of Famer Kent Hull was hanging out at Doctor's Pizza in South Buffalo last night. In an earlier article I explained my obsession with local celebs. It was around 4:30 AM when Ten, Wolf, Cole Slaw, and I were chatting him up outside on the patio. This human being was massive. He was about 6-5 300lbs. He was in town for Jim Kelly's son Hunter's funeral, and was letting off a little weekend steam. Considering some of the retarded questions thrown his way, he was very respectful and answered a lot of our questions. Here's a few tidbits from our conversation:

• He was a QB until his Junior year in high school
• He thinks he still has an apartment in Buffalo but does not remember
• When OJ was interviewing players for NBC and Thurman and Cornelius put their arms around Nicole he gave them a dead-eye stare
• The SuperBowl teams were much closer than the media led us to believe
• Cornelius Bennett has a penis the size of his arm
• Jim Kelly knew 1/4 of the playbook while Frank Reich new what every position was to do on every play
• He was undrafted out of Mississippi State
• No one partied the night before the Super Bowl
• He insisted on calling J.P. Losman P.J. and thinks he's too cocky