Andy Milonakis: Genius? Boob? Thirteen? Twenty-Nine? Enigma! I highly enjoy this gentleman's television show and watch it religiously. Even as I was watching Airplane! The Movie I realized that no piece of media is too silly for me. Mr. Milonakis is far past "tongue and cheek" and into the non-sense realm. Many have done this style before, ie. Andy Kaufman, Adam Sandler, and Tom Green . What I find unique about Andy is his subsequent growth disorder, which certainly hightens one's reactions to his hijinks. Aged 29 years, yet frozen in a mental and physical state of 13 the pitch of his show is an easy one to spot. I must say I recinded my admoration for him upon learning of his age, but now have recently come to terms with the premise of things. He has a lisence to act that age and it plays directly into his hands. I'm sure he has much anxiety due to his appearance and basically had nothing to lose by acting erratic in public. I can't wait to see him when he's 40 and he looks 14. I will end with a passage from Andy's theme song that has yet to leave my brain.

I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head. Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head. Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head. Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed. You wear name brands and I make my own clothing. I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing. “I hate myself.” Pancake on my face makes me extra happy. I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy. Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do. When life hands me lemons I make beef stew. So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it. I put baloney in my left pocket. Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket. Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis. It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis. It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.